sometimes i forget that a lot of you have never heard my voice and i wonder what kind of voice you picture me having omg
Fucked up my ankle from tripping in the kitchen.
Time for some Russian Anaesthetic.
When people consistently like/reblog my posts, I grow fond of them even if I’ve never talked to them.
I end up staring at my notifications like
*whispers in ur ear* would you like fries with that
*bites lip* oh yeah baby
*touches ur inner thigh* would you like to super size that
*pokes head through the door* we’re out of toilet paper
*pokes head through window* she said she’s out of toilet paper
wtf can we get some privacy here
*pokes head through the ceiling vent* no